|hee hee hee hee
||[Feb. 15th, 2004|10:56 pm]
The New Effluvium
you're actually serious??
....only. in. america.
Hey... I personally think a freakshow like that guy could show up ANYWHERE. We have no diea what conditions made him into the monster he is today, aside from that upper lip that looks suspiciously like a buttock-crevice...
So...... Did you apply? I would have, but Ben is still touchy about extra relationships after the pain involved with breaking up with you and the love triange with that janine (sp?) chick. You know, the one who loved you in person and hated you online? The one who tried to make herself a permantent part of my right arm. (Bad, bad memories)
And with that, I'll tuck you into bed and say, sweet, clingy, needy, psychotic dreams!
Dagnabbit, must we always mention the socially ill-formed miscreant that plagued my Junior year? Forget the consistant claims on your part that you stole Ben from me (never happened... never happened... he's just biding his time before coming back *sob*)... That Janine chick was an absolute Nutter.
Perhaps we should contact her and have her try to hook up with this guy. They would be perfect (if she'll allow him the multiple partners).
good lord. while his ideas are unusual, he really does seem to have them well thought out.
Agreed. And that's why I don't think this is satirical. The guy has put WAY much thought into every aspect... even the patently rediculous ones.
Were it satire, the odd points would be far more emphasized, as opposed to his presentation.
He scares me. :)
W.T.F?!?! Talk about weeEeeEeeEeeird.